Boys, we need your help here. We know that none of you are licensed to practice medicine. Possibly, a few of you are. But that doesn’t matter. If you can pour a glass of milk without spilling it, you’ve got the job.
Autumn-Jade is in SCORE’s Mad Medical Clinic and she needs her annual check-up. She’s showed up late and everyone has gone home for the night. So you’re gonna have to pitch in.
If she asks to see your degrees, just tell her they’re at your other office. Now put on that white coat and those latex gloves and knock yourself out.
And remember, don’t squeeze her boob for longer than five seconds at any one time or she’ll figure out that she’s being hosed. Thanks.